1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) +Add+ one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) Tag five LJ friends. On second thought, that part doesn't need to be there. :P
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I own lots of books. (does manga count?)
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games. (Poké-loser)
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies. (I'm gonna decide that hentai doesn't count for this one. :D)
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (impatient to be engaged. . .)
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain. (so much! it's so cold and wet and horrible.)
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need/want money right now. (saving for too many things. . .)
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast. (especially when high on caffeine)
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair. (It was waist-length for a while, but it was annoying to take care of and always getting in the way.)
* I have lost money in Las Vegas. (when I was a kid I really wanted to gamble, but it's lost its appeal to me now.)
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (because everyone makes fun of fat Americans. TT)
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I use it to avoid stalkers, whee~)
* I like the way that I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I am usually pessimistic. (I'm usually realistic)
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. (why not. . .?)
* I slept with a roommate. (because if I had, well, it'd mean Steve were my roommate, and that'd be awesome.)
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I used to be, but now I think hyper people are kind of irritating)
* I have a lot of friends. (although not many of there are close to me)
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I change into PJs as soon as I'm home, but until then, I'm in jeans or tacky goth pants. . .)
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone.
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (not completely embarassed, but vaguely so [isn't everyone?])
* I have a cell phone.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently love someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have an idea, but it's vague. . .)
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything. (don't even get me started. . .)
* I have a lot to learn. (starting with Russian and how to control my temper.)
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. (not quite 24/7, but close to it.)
* I have at least 5 away messages saved. (but they're all probably boring.)
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friends.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I miss being little. . .)
* I have dated a close friend's ex. (and regret it to this day. . .)
* I am happy at this moment. (actually, I'm kind of paranoid)
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* Conservative Republican. (aww, vomiting blood now <3)
* I am punk rockish.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job. (I wish I had a job. . .)
* I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I'm not sure.)
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I love the feeling of being barefoot)
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (although I'm not yet sure what. . .)
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I hate office jobs. (whatever, a job is a job)
* I went/want to go to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I am a pyro.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I usually like covers better than originals. (it depends on the cover. . .)
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (whatever, food is food. . .that sounded familiar. . .)
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I have rode/owned a horse. (I wish I had a horse, they're cool, and I rode when I was younger; it was fun but I was terrible at it ^^;)
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (I should go dig up the journals I kept when I was a kid.)
* I talk in my sleep. (I think I did when I was really little.)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (can you blame me for being depressed? x_x)
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo. (I was going to get one, but apparently you need to be eighteen in this state, it doesn't matter if your parents say it's okay.)
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work(ed) with.
* I am a caffeine junkie. (I used to drink only Pepsi. it was kinda gross.)
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist. (I wish I were a good one.)
* I am ambidextrous. (although I'd like to be left-handed. . .)
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth. (they're shitty and yellow and I have braces. TT)
* I hate my toes. (I used to, but now they're just kinda there.)
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than offline.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible. (a little flexible ;3)
* I love hugs more than kisses. (I love them both!)
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (no one has ever said it and stuck with it)
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (only if I can relate)
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (especially old-fashioned outfits)
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone. (Borderline Personality disorder. . . I wish I enjoyed being alone. D:)
* I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Many are too short-lived)
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (well, sometimes)
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (not particularly)
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (even though I hatemyself for it)
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (lack-of-confidence)
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can speak more than one language. (Not well enough to matter)
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
* I have no piercings.
* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (not cried, but I have been upset)
* I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
* I've been married and am now divorced. (that would be creepy at eighteen XD)
* There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (D: stupid adoption.)
* I like most animals better than most people. (people interest me, but animals make for far less complicated relationships)
* I own a collection of retro games consoles. (though I'm not sure if they work or not--is Dreamcast retro yet? The ones that may not work are my NES and SNES. . .)
* The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (DDR is fun!)
* I have hit someone with a dead fish. (fish smell funny. . . ew)
* I have written/read erotic stories. (I've been meaning to write a Jack Sparrow x Will Turnet one for a while. . .)
* I am compulsively honest.
* I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
* I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed.
* I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (well, I didn't TIME it, but. . .)
* I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (that's an amazing description of me!)
* I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (damn you insomnia/anorexia! XD)
* I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
* I dislike milk.
* I obsessively wash my hands. (God, I hate that.)
* I always carry that something significant around with me. (which happens to be a ring. . .)
* Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
* I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (though I'm still pretty poor at both)
* Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
* I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
* I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
* I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
* Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (sometimes)
* I am a virgin. (not sure if I wish I were or not. . .)
* I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
* I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I'm not too big on comedy)
* I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I also have respect for prostitutes. XD)
* I don't like to chew gum.
* I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
* I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (don't rub it in x_x)
* Had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
* Wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
* I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
* I love to sing. ("I will take you as you are, please accept me as I am. . . find your lonely life bizarre, know it's above you; I know it's below me. . .")
* I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
* I have a custom-built computer. (Alienware, bitchez!)
* I'm Irish. (Irish Scandinavian, dahling~)
* I only have one parent due to either a divorce or death.
* I was born premature by three or more months.
* I'm part Mexicasian.
* My dreams are sometimes so realistic that I have to ask the people I dreamed about if it really happened.
* I like coconuts.
* I am currently role-playing. And do a scene almost nightly.
* I am convinced that I have created a character who is my true alter-ego. (just a kitty cat ._.)
* I think differently from everyone I know and am often misunderstood/hated because of it. (too much of a realist--no one wants to believe the truth about things)
* I procrastinate often.
* I have used Linux/MacOS on a desktop before, or use it regularly. (Mac can be good.)
* I have a favourite periodic element. (Zinc or Selenium.)
* I have, at one point, watched over 26 consecutive episodes of a favorite anime series. (Probably of Ranma? Maybe not that many.)
* I know and accept that I am in denial.